Wonder Ponder of the Day (or month or year)
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday's Chem was . . .
Glass-shattering.
There was a mass breaking of lab stuff
Burettays, Pipitees, Conical flaxs,
Even glass rods
None of em were spared
Though I'm still wondering how the hell you break a glass rod
It got so bad that
The teacher had to start charging us for the stuff
But that didn't stop us.
*SHIUUUUUUUU*
*SPLATTER*
*CRASSHHHHH**PUISHING*
The glass shattering sound effect
And what did the dude who broke so many things say?
"I break so many no discount ah?"
PS : He got the discount.
Well right now I'm in the mood for some lame jokes so bare with me xD
Hmmm . . . Here goes =)
So there's this physicist, biologist and chemist. They go to the ocean cause it's a cool place to be.
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. He drowned and never came back.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never came back.
The chemist waited for a long time and finally wrote his observation
"The physicist and the biologist are soluble in water".
HAHAHAHAHA
Well that's it for now folks, see you soon =D
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Ahhhh . . .
T'was a beautiful morning
No cloud nor any other shit in the sky
Birds chirping the melodious tunes of harmony
The lake glistened under the warm bask of the sun
The vast meadow of green called to us
The gentle breeze caressed our hair
Pulling us . . .
Inviting us . . .
And as we sat on the picnic mat
Popping jam tarts into our mouths
And sipping Earl Grey Tea
We all thought to ourselves
"What a beautiful day for a picnic."
Reality
We were slapping mosquitoes
There was a dead rat on the grass
The picnic mat was puny
The grass was soaking wet and full of puddles
There were sweaty people everywhere
There was an old man meditating right next to us
It was HOT and HUMID
Picnic-ing is Malaysia should be illegal.
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